dollsahoy:

saltfishandbake:

Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand exactly how young you are. Like I literally babysat kids your age. And I want to remind y'all that I am an adult. And there are lots of adults on this website. And if any adult, even an 18 year old, comes on to you or makes you feel uncomfortable in any way, you are 100% within your rights to report it, and please please please don’t let yourself fall for their lines of “oh you’re very mature for your age” or some shit because I promise you that no matter what, to someone my age, you are a CHILD, and they’re preying on you. Your safety is important, so please exercise caution in all your online interactions

Reading the notes on this, the very important point is made:  If they were really interested in ~maturity~, they’d be interested in older people.

Be young.  It’s OK.


spacepiss:

thehomestuckinyourcloset:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Sorry to burst your bubble, but anyone with enough determination and a pair of pliers can remove braces.
Source: personal experience

And that’s what the orthodontist tells the kid when finally located.


posted 6 years ago, 655,330 notes
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neonhoney:

“A lot of people don’t know that I’m really a silly guy. I don’t take anything seriously. It takes a lot of energy for me to take something seriously.” - Evan Peters


jaybeagles:

if you ever wanted patrick kane drawing a butterfly on your blog i’m here to help


posted 6 years ago, 1,617 notes
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nasterbate:

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

definition: make the boys go loco


posted 6 years ago, 1,017,967 notes
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pewdel:

Biden facts:

  • First marriage had to overcome fiancees parent’s unhappiness with their daughter marrying a Roman Catholic (which they did)
  • His wife and baby daughter died, and both sons were injured in a crash just weeks after he was elected senator - an election in which he was the underdog, and his campaign was mostly managed by his family with little funding (1972)
  • Wanted to resign in order to care for his sons
  • For his boys’ sake he commuted an hour and a half each morning and evening to Washington DC  so he could see them everyday
  • Hosted barbecues and christmas dinner annually for Amtrak crews
  • Amtrak crews would sometimes hold the last train for a few minutes so he could catch it
  • Never works on December 18th, the day his wife and daughter died
  • after his first election as state senator for Delaware he was re-elected 6 times - usually with around 60% of the vote
  • May 1999 he set the mark for the youngest senator to cast 10,000 votes
  • Ranked as one of the least wealthy members of the senate
  • Was banned in 2008 from receiving Holy Communion by the bishop of his original hometown, Scranton, because of his support for abortion rights
  • Was caught on microphone telling Obama that signing the ACA was “a big fucking deal” during live broadcasts
  • Obama’s daughter Sasha and Biden’s granddaughter Maisy attended the same school together, which helped form the obama-biden friendship
  • Biden’s friendships on the senate floor were often instrumental in passing major legislation
  • In 2015 he reduced his schedule to spend more time with his son Beau, who was fighting and later died from brain cancer  
  • One of only 4 recipients to receive the presidential medal of freedom with distinction
  • Jill Biden, his wife, is only of only 2 second ladies to continue her day job
  • just a fucking decent dude

posted 6 years ago, 80,951 notes
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posted 6 years ago, 398 notes
via:all-movie-stuff, source:all-movie-stuff
#dear lord

illogical-vulcan:

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 


anxiety: imagine if [horrible thing] happened and you died
depression: IMAGINEπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰IF🎈🎈😍😍[HORRIBLE THING]πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽŠHAPPENEDπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»ANDβœ¨πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰YOU🎈✨🎊🎊DIEDπŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

posted 6 years ago, 124,023 notes
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surprisebitch:

mexicanheaux:

lesbianeroticthriller:

What

Somewhere in the world Jeffree Stars kicking himself for not thinking of this first

finally trump’s beauty secret has leaked


posted 6 years ago, 41,498 notes
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scottymouth:

bob-belcher:

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

image

posted 6 years ago, 1,077,494 notes
via:thecommonchick, source:jauregxis

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why


posted 6 years ago, 321,014 notes
via:goaliesarethebest, source:margaery-tyrell

shadio:

Don’t u. Ever. Get too. Comfortable


posted 6 years ago, 89,071 notes
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mesutsoezil:

asstoine:

mesutsoezil:

sports teams are boyfriends

explain

will never treat you right


posted 6 years ago, 5,900 notes
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